𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 ▣ npcs

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THE BALFOURS

A simple family: mother, father, two children, and the keeper of their 13th century castle. Meet the people who have so graciously have given you the run of their house. Careful how you go — you wouldn't want to make an enemy of your hosts, would you? Take advantage of this cheat sheet on how to get on each of their good sides!

PORTIA BALFOUR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ beautiful things ✓ interesting people ✓ cold chardonnay ✓ birkin bags ✓ gossip ✓ lounging in the sun		✗ being bored ✗ buying off the rack ✗ thanklessness ✗ juicy couture ✗ bragging ✗ americans

JONTY BALFOUR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ small talk ✓ old civilizations ✓ balancing checkbooks ✓ cigars ✓ coin collections ✓ hunting		✗ desperation ✗ being told "no" ✗ tiny dogs ✗ brown suits ✗ messy foods ✗ vodka

BUNNY BALFOUR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ guitars ✓ weed ✓ video games ✓ jägerbombs ✓ comfy shoes ✓ women, sometimes		✗ reminders of privilege ✗ suits ✗ haircuts ✗ cold weather ✗ condoms ✗ women, sometimes

ROSIE BALFOUR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ nail polish ✓ short dresses ✓ horses ✓ eyeliner ✓ seduction ✓ piercings		✗ coffee ✗ bras ✗ chanel ✗ politics ✗ skincare ✗ rehab

GILES THE HOUSEKEEPR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ tidiness ✓ architectural history ✓ opening windows ✓ doing the laundry ✓ setting the table ✓ cleaning		✗ disorder ✗ loud noises ✗ misconduct ✗ shamelessness ✗ vulgarity ✗ pop music

REVEREND PEREGRINE ASHCROFT

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ community ✓ riddles ✓ sacrifice for the greater good ✓ humility ✓ crisp leaves in autumn ✓ butter mints		✗ greed ✗ disrespect ✗ american reality tv ✗ mismatching socks ✗ tomatoes ✗ the balfours (?)

CODING

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a note sent to portia balfour <3

[redsoil]

Ȧnudj ḥar.ek, Mistress Balfour.

Though word may have likely long found your clever, all-knowing ears, it would be remiss not to attend you with news of Reverend Ashcroft's demise. A morose pity twofold, as his ending denied us an exciting new chapter to explore, and that the commune stole away with his body before I could endeavor to bring him to you and your spouse to do as you pleased with. Alas.

From what meager memory I shared of you and your husband — I believe he was yours to decide the fate of, not to be robbed of such. However you wish to proceed from this, I remain ally to your family. My gratitude, that our hosts have received us back into their halls.

May my presence among your guests be a blessing in your eyes, and for your enjoyment.

Sincerely,
Set, God of the Desert and War